India's 7 houses of Coruption.

India is run by 7 Houses of Corruption and Power (7HCPs). All the medium and large businesses in the country have to make contributions, in one way or another, to entities associated with these 7HCPs for protection and/or to remain in businesses.

These 7HCPs, 4 of which are run by Durga Devies, have carved out their own territories in India and are listed here:

1. The Sonia Gandhi House of Corruption/Power: This gift of the Italians to Indians runs the biggest and most powerful House of Corruption and Power (HCP) in the country. This HCP is so powerful and dominant that, even when not in power, it can make vital evidence of files, in Non-Congress Party ruled States like Haryana, disappear and has the capability to remove all incriminating evidence to the dismay of the new administration in power in India. Its national Royal-Son-in-Law can become a billionaire in such a short period of time that even people like Donald Trump can jump up and down and wonder how the Indians can do it.

2. The Jayalalita House of Corruption/Power: This former Dosa/Sambar mistress of the legendary South Indian movie star, runs the only show in South India. Unless a business house pays allegiance to the Amma, it can go out of business. The Amma has mesmerized the Dravidian races so much that they are ready to do anything to keep her in power. This loaded-with-stolen-gold-Durga is so powerful that even the Aryan judges of the Indian Supreme Court in New Delhi, fear her wreath and let her go free in the streets of South India.

3. The Mumta Banerjee House of Corruption/Power: This Durga is the legendary ruler of the land of Bengal, made so powerful by the members of the ISI affiliated clubs that no central authority in New Delhi can touch her inspite of any evidence of her open allegiance to the followers of the most compassionate and merciful Allah. Anybody who wants to do business in her divine land of the wise, whether it is Tatas, unless Bakshish is showered on her lotus feet, is persona non grata.

4. The Mayawati House of Corruption/Power: The 4th Durga is no other than Mayawati who is fully blessed with the divine power of the Maya looted from her half-starved subjects in the land of the Bhaiyas. At one point this Durga had bigger number of statutes of her in UP than the Ragukul price Lord Ram. Obviously, she did wonderful deeds in her previous life that the Hindu Gods showered her with material riches beyond imagination in her current life. It can be assumed that the Gods had to be nice to the blessed one because of the covenant that those who perform good deeds in their previous lives, shall be showered with Maya and other forms of abundance of material wealth in this life.

5. Surmaa Bhopali Lalu Parsad House of Corruption/Power: The Surmaa can do no wrong and is authorized to loot Bheeharies at will. Being an all rounder - a man for all seasons - he even successfully experimented with making riches out of the fodder given to the lord's animal population including the holy cows of India. In his empire no subject can survive unless he pays him a Jajiya.

6. Shataarpati Sharad Pawar Ji Maharaj of the Maharashtra House of Corruption/Power: Whether it is Dawood or Haji Maastan or some other inspiring business man, they better pay their homage to the family of the Shataarpati for doing any business in the land of the Indian movie stars as well as the land of the biggest slums in Asia where exits a Billion Dollar home for the 4 family members who refuse to stay overnight in the Billion Dollar Bhoot Bangula for the fear of being harmed by some mysterious evil powers as professed by their dependable and trusted family astrologer.

7. The last but not the least - Wahe Guru Da Khalsa, Wahe Guru Di Faate, Baba Badal Singh Ji Maharaj Khalsa Sahib Ji House of Corruption/Power: The blessed Baba and his son are both authorized by their Akali Party to loot the Punjabi treasury and empty it to make Punjab - the land of the 5 rivers - lose its position of being the most prosper province in India where now even the Bheeharies think twice before coming.

Previously, after the power was transferred and the Brown Sahib replaced the White Sahib, this Brown Sahib turned up more unscrupulous and has been looting Indians at a much faster rate than the British did and seems to be unstoppable.

Whether the new Modi administration can stop the trend of practice under which the majority of the Billion people who are engaged in their daily ritual of looting each other, only time will tell.

What is really sad is the fact that both the Babas with long beards and the assortment of powerful Hindu Gods and Goddesses, ready with weapons in their hands, have proven to be powerless and helpless in front of the powers of the followers of Allah who came in relatively small numbers on camel-back and horseback from distant lands, and had over-powered the land of Bharat Mata. And according to the census figures and the changes in demography, are destined to turn the land of Lord Rama and Lord Krishna into Dar-Ul-Islam - The Land of Islam, in not too distant future.

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