*Judge*: Did you raise the slogan of #Bharat tere tukde honge?
*Accused*: Yes, I did!
*Judge*: Did you raise the slogan of "Pakistan Zindabad"?
*Accused*: Yes, I did!
*Judge*: Did you oppose and insult our National Flag and the National Anthem?
*Accused:* Yes, I did!
*Judge*: Did you support terrorism and naxalism?
*Accused*: Yes, I did!
*Judge*: Did you support extremists to take up arms against the police? And even kill them?
*Accused:* Yes, I did!
*Judge*: Did you have a dinner party to celebrate the martyrdom of CRPF and Army soldiers?
*Accused:* Yes, I had!
*Judge:* Did you encourage extremists to damage government property, which they did?
*Accused*: Yes, I encouraged!
*Judge:* Did you wave the Pakistani flag and declare your support to them?
*Accused*: Yes, I did!
*Judge*: Why did you do this? Do you know what the punishment is for such acts?
*Accused*: Yes, I have done this very thoughtfully. Before that, I was an anonymous person, longing for small things, doing out odd jobs! But, since then I have come under the category of honourable, famous and respected citizens of India. There are lots of national leaders who support me!
Big leaders of national or regional parties like Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi, Lalu Prasad Yadav, Mayawati, Akhilesh Yadav, Mamata Banerjee, Sharad Pawar, Deve Gowda, Sitaram Yechury, Vrinda Karat, Farookh Abdullah, Omar Abdullah, Mehbooba Mufti, Owaisi, Arvind Kejriwal ... all are desperate to meet me! I am already a hero in their eyes!
Mega Bollywood stars stand up for me at midnight and support me whole-heartedly, including with monetary help!
I am hailed as the real hero of the country and my deeds are compared to the likes of Revolutionaries Bhagat Singh, Chandrashekhar Azad among others!
*Judge*: Is it true that funds are being received from China, Pakistan and a few Arab countries?
*Accused*: Yes, what's wrong in that? When political leaders have no qualms in taking money from enemy countries, why should I be singled out?
*Judge*: But this is treason! You can be prosecuted for treason!
*Accused*: No problem! The country's biggest lawyers, who charge several lakhs per hearing, like Kapil Sibal, Abhishek Manu Singhvi, Prashant Bhushan, Rajeev Dhawan, Vrinda Grover, Indira Jaisinh, Chidambaram will advocate free for me. People who had the power to open Courts at midnight for Yakub Memon, Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru will take me out. Or it will take the judicial system 20 years or more to give me punishment. But then my lawyers will take the matter to a higher Court! People of this country only lick the boots of famous persons; they do not see the deceit and character of that person. Look at me! Today I have crores of fans. And those millions of people think I am God!
Any anyone opposing me or my ideology or my actions, gets branded as fascist, bigot, vigilantes, right wing zealot, andh bhakt, etc.
*Judge*: You are fined Re. 1!
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